You need to put all your energy into the person that infected you and you constantly have only one thing on your mind: her.
Ha - you had a solid work ethic now that you’re infected you can’t continue pushing as hard as you did before. Have a solid work ethic that allows you to move up in your field faster than the rest of the people fighting for the same dream? Suddenly your passions, your goals, your dreams become replaced by the presence of the virus and its carrier. It is as if your head starts floating in the clouds and your decisions are no longer rational because you have caught a case of the cooties - which is when a women begins to control the way you live your life. Once the cooties have fully infected your mind, it’s all down hill from there. This is the virus infecting your cognitive abilities. All of a sudden the plans that you made seem to be a bit off you come to realize that you didn’t include your new situation - your new disease or life partner. The second that you put down your guard, lower your immune system, you become infected. You can have your future planned out to the T - and then a woman comes along and ruins all of it. A man has plans, goals and a strategy of achieving what he wishes to achieve. Men - real men - have a tendency to fight their battles on their own. We all have that one girl who has managed to take our little heart and destroy it, we continue to hate her forever and blame her for our drug addiction or something going wrong in our lives. Not all women carry such destructive strands of the cootie virus - some may only leave you incapacitated for a month or two, leaving behind a minor scar that will fade over time.īut then you have the women that carry the life-threatening strand, and while they may not kill you, they are bound to leave you hurting for years to come. Women are diseased and there is nothing we can do about it - there's no vaccine available to the public because it is way beyond catching a mild case of herpes.Ī man can come across endless women over the course of his lifetime, but if he gets too close to one, the ramifications of his actions can leave him crippled for life. What other reason could there possibly be for the effect women have on men?Īnd what else could be behind their deterioration throughout the years? The evidence is rather conclusive. I know that we all laughed about it when we were younger, but it turns out that cooties are no laughing matter and it was actually true. It’s official: women really do have cooties.